About Us

Here at the Catoosa County GOP, we love calling ourselves a grassroots organization. But we love power more!

We despise Republicans who don't agree with us, and even call them "low-information voters" (Fact: Our Chair is also an officer in an organization that says this on their website).

* Rumored to be running for office in 2026, assuming she can sweep all her deep GRA involvement under the rug. Resigned from the GRA when it was politically necessary (oops! Can't be affiliated with that alleged $140M ponzi scheme...)

 

** Not an officer. Not a Precinct Chair. Not a successful candidate (despite the Chair's best efforts to minimize the competition). Spends lots of time running a certain group over on Facebook and connecting dots with red string.

 

† Known for responding on Facebook with both scripture and "fuck off." Thinks every rule in Catoosa County should be on her terms or no terms at all.

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